May 6th

My dearest Co-Irker, Thank you for taking today off and giving me a break from your constant whining, and really annoying Pee Wee Herman style laugh. If I had to take one more minute of your incessent talking and mumbling to yourself, I would have run screaming into the street. I hope that when you return, the skin on your arm will have healed so I don't have to watch you pick at it all day and most of all, I hope that you will just be quiet and not feel the need to fill every silence with an inane observation or a stupid story. Thanks, A